Posts Tagged funny

A Carol Wright Christmas

I’ve always been a fan of As Seen On TV crap. I haven’t actually bought much of it in my life, I just love the idea of it. I like to imagine the process that each one of these items goes through from being dreamed up by some maniac all the way to being marketed […]

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Apartment Life – Las Cucarachas

My inspiration to write about myself completely drained out of me for a while there. I’m back and it’s deep into fall. It’s my favorite time of year and good writing weather. I’ve been having a hard time getting myself started. I am hoping a gross story about cockroaches will get the motor running again. […]

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Trampoline Abuse

The other day my son jumped off a play structure and hit himself in his own face with his knee. It hurt and he was upset. When he recovered and stopped crying a few minutes later I decided to tell him a story that might cheer him up. I told him the tale of how […]

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Apartment Life – The Darkest Studio

In December 2004 I moved into the fifth in a series of six apartments all within one block of each other. It was just after the Maggot Incident in the basement apartment. There was an available place on the first floor. The first thing I noticed about the apartment was how dark it was. It […]

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True Words

“Your penis has a little brain and then it wants to do whatever it does.” Said by my three and a half year old yesterday. I’m not big on parenting blogs, or telling the world about every little cute thing my kids do, but this had to go on the internet somewhere. Who knew a […]

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Writing: It’s a mind shit

I just told my husband I felt like some writing was about to come on. And he asked me if it felt like a poo. And I said yes. It’s like a mind shit. So lucky you, you have one of my mind’s shits to look forward to later. Congratulations. That is all.

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